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Joaquín Dubini
Joaquín Dubini Өдрийн өмнө
The people that say that "animlas shouldn't eat meat!!!!!" Pretty much aren't real vegans, and dont know the actual meaning of being one. Meanwhile there are real vegans that are such nice and respectful people that are ashamed that something they belive in is being pooped on by these "vegan activists".
Fox da Wa
Fox da Wa Өдрийн өмнө
5:36 isn't there already Mother's day?
Satan Has Logged In
Satan Has Logged In 2 өдрийн өмнө
Harvey Milk was gay, and he was in WWII
Depressed Squid
Depressed Squid 2 өдрийн өмнө
BTW As a American I can answer your question on 12:30 Yes we have laws here stopping anyone for being sued for breaking a rib during CPR
We no longer have Bagels
We no longer have Bagels 3 өдрийн өмнө
12:29 I'm pretty sure that we have the Good Samaritan law here in the US, but don't quote me on that
Sydney Marshall
Sydney Marshall 3 өдрийн өмнө
Ugh when Tomi Lahren was born, the doctor face palmed.
Cloud McWaterVapor
Cloud McWaterVapor 4 өдрийн өмнө
*Phones made in China* *Sad Taiwan noises*
Zombie Koro
Zombie Koro 4 өдрийн өмнө
Horrible accent you have to sound like you are sneezing Edit (example): What the FcHuaKKk
Michelle Katona
Michelle Katona 4 өдрийн өмнө
R/Facepalm used to be funny. Now it’s just sad 😑
Mops SPOOF
Mops SPOOF 4 өдрийн өмнө
I cringe when you say “yiff orgy”
Jedi 1234
Jedi 1234 4 өдрийн өмнө
15:00 Who is this, and where can I find the tweet?!
Keiran Raby
Keiran Raby 6 өдрийн өмнө
COVID-19: has existed for almost a year, is still infecting and killing people some random person: *IT IS FAKE!*
AtmosJelly
AtmosJelly 6 өдрийн өмнө
4:40 why yes if you misspell something horribly enough you can spell my religion and then make shit theories this person deserves to burn in hell.
Hypno Snurtle
Hypno Snurtle 6 өдрийн өмнө
Google it but actually don't...
WindWerehog
WindWerehog 6 өдрийн өмнө
If Twitter's likes worked like Reddit's Upvote-downvote system, everyone there would know what they actually are
Nerdy Porg 99
Nerdy Porg 99 6 өдрийн өмнө
9:13 That post should burn
Sibo (Nathan) Cui
Sibo (Nathan) Cui 6 өдрийн өмнө
you know... as a Chinese I would more rather idiots of the world blame us rather than drag other countries into this. I mean at least you have understandable accusations for us... even though it's wrong but come on, Islams?
Slppry Wen Wet
Slppry Wen Wet 7 өдрийн өмнө
I agree with the bit about how surgeons wear masks all the time but I have multiple pulmonary disorders such as cilia disorder and I can breath fine and I’ve never worn a mask in my life
Arizoma Ramger
Arizoma Ramger 7 өдрийн өмнө
I am in American and I’m scared
Alex Beverly
Alex Beverly 7 өдрийн өмнө
If biden was president in 2016 we would be safe
Malum Empireum
Malum Empireum 7 өдрийн өмнө
PETA is a bad joke now.
trainion
trainion 8 өдрийн өмнө
PETA doesn't want people to drink animal milk... humans are animals... humans produce milk... babies drink milk... PETA doesn't want babies to drink milk WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LOGIC?!
Lord DarkFluff
Lord DarkFluff 8 өдрийн өмнө
Honestly her as one of histories famous female pirates would be cool to see
Egg
Egg 9 өдрийн өмнө
3:12 even tho they look good and will help his/her grandma i dont think his/her grandma should sell them they seem unsafe like fire and wool doesnt go well togheter
Kristian Padamadan
Kristian Padamadan 9 өдрийн өмнө
11:49 I laughed my Butt Off
HOSNE ARA
HOSNE ARA 9 өдрийн өмнө
all those people who say I cAnT BrEaThE just really annoy because i am a ten year old with asthma yet i STILL wear a mask even though after sometime i struggle to breathe
ShibuNub 犬
ShibuNub 犬 3 өдрийн өмнө
Good lad right here.
TheMilkyWays Way
TheMilkyWays Way 10 өдрийн өмнө
7:31 if you copy this equation, 2000÷83.4+.01+.009+.0001+.00008+.000004+.0000006+.00000005+.000000002+.0000000002+.0000000001 and paste it in to a calculator in another tab, you got yourself 24 hours
Jett Montenegro
Jett Montenegro 10 өдрийн өмнө
*my soul when I die and I see god* hey can I use a small part of the ghosts here to slap every single dumb person on the planet with pans?
GoldenYoyo07
GoldenYoyo07 12 өдрийн өмнө
just noticed that the emkay subscribe banner thing is telling them to unsub cause it goes from gray to red
gamer bros
gamer bros 12 өдрийн өмнө
14:47 Someone says that me u what Also me it's like saying If o2 is good 4 us inject it into urself you'll sie
Draxion64
Draxion64 12 өдрийн өмнө
America, don't wear masks, commit war crimes on peaceful protesters, wonder why we're a laughingstock
Deliberate_ Pain
Deliberate_ Pain 12 өдрийн өмнө
As a Georgian, I can say I haven't heard that Atlanta headline, but very much believe it to be true.
Cadebow429
Cadebow429 12 өдрийн өмнө
You should probably actually listen to what Trump has to say before saying random stuff about him, because all republicans agree that it is a real thing - when they say it isn't they merely just mean that it is not a big problem, and there is no need to worry about it unless you are older, and the flu is worse. He never said it wasn't real meaning, that its not a thing at all
Kale Human
Kale Human 13 өдрийн өмнө
Most vegans are actually normal people. Only a small amount of vegans actually post that stupid shit about wanting lions to be vegans and shit.
Max YSM
Max YSM 13 өдрийн өмнө
11:59 this made me exhale
Antius Inferno
Antius Inferno 13 өдрийн өмнө
Person sues for broken rib from CPR. Interesting, whats the reverse of CPR?
Emil Naghdalyan
Emil Naghdalyan 13 өдрийн өмнө
4:48 I facepalmed at this moment. Literally.
Yona Nightwalker
Yona Nightwalker 14 өдрийн өмнө
The Mental Gymnastics some of these people go through just to try and prove their psychotic conspiracy theories as being true are insanely entertaining. 10 out of 10 Quality Entertainment.
Christopher Beer
Christopher Beer 14 өдрийн өмнө
12:29 in america you would be protected under good samaritan law.
OPpenguin
OPpenguin 14 өдрийн өмнө
ew
Angel Calzada
Angel Calzada 14 өдрийн өмнө
I wish Donald trump could shut his damn mouth
Angel Calzada
Angel Calzada 14 өдрийн өмнө
I wish Donald trump could shut his damn mouth
noodlebaby5000
noodlebaby5000 15 өдрийн өмнө
13:44
Joshua Andrada
Joshua Andrada 15 өдрийн өмнө
I hope someone told that person that the black death didn’t just disappear its still a thing
Izuku Midoriya
Izuku Midoriya 15 өдрийн өмнө
I’m logging into math class Maybe you should come with random girl
Orange neko
Orange neko 15 өдрийн өмнө
My friend is a vegetarian *who doesn’t force it on their dog*
arrendjo pawductions
arrendjo pawductions 15 өдрийн өмнө
The furry one killed me
L T
L T 17 өдрийн өмнө
Proper CPR will almost always break ribs.
Ink gacha O-O
Ink gacha O-O 17 өдрийн өмнө
8:49. She LITERALLY just changed clothes... that’s what made her a missing person. Changing. Clothes. CHANGING! CLOTHES! CHANG-
ShibuNub 犬
ShibuNub 犬 3 өдрийн өмнө
I feel like if I keep reading this you’re just gonna pop out of my phone and strangle me
i wanna die
i wanna die 16 өдрийн өмнө
I can SMELL your frustration lol.
Lamesause
Lamesause 17 өдрийн өмнө
Man I love rami ismall
Plague Doctor
Plague Doctor 17 өдрийн өмнө
Jack is a simp
Revenant
Revenant 18 өдрийн өмнө
1:11 one of the passwords were "mmmkay"
Low-Key
Low-Key 18 өдрийн өмнө
How weak are some people's lungs... well survival of the fittest. Get em off my ship, they sus anyway
emo birb
emo birb 18 өдрийн өмнө
I feel offended by that: 7:51
Vossk Ambassador
Vossk Ambassador 19 өдрийн өмнө
13:23 suicide is illegal in the middles east... so fail it the law does it for you
Vossk Ambassador
Vossk Ambassador 19 өдрийн өмнө
9:03 actaully witnessed that around 4 or 5 years ago?
Daniel Agami
Daniel Agami 19 өдрийн өмнө
15:36 That's Hebrew (yes i am aware that yiddish uses hebrew alphabet)
Nabila Inan
Nabila Inan 20 өдрийн өмнө
His German accent was bad but his Trump accent was brilliant
Ethan Parks
Ethan Parks 20 өдрийн өмнө
Well it's not my fault the USA is going bad look at trump he did NOTHING and say vaccine is going to be made in sep well didn't happen oct nope he is just dependent on the vaccine for his election and the economy..... Mostly
Ethan Parks
Ethan Parks 20 өдрийн өмнө
Well technically the idiots faults also.
Ethan Parks
Ethan Parks 20 өдрийн өмнө
8:16 she got some part of it correct but the last part wasn't
*bee emoji* Save the Bees
*bee emoji* Save the Bees 21 өдрийн өмнө
ok so basically trump lost the election this year *_good_*
shootme. jen
shootme. jen 23 өдрийн өмнө
( 2:20 )- as a german i can say... u sound like my dad trying to speak english. so u nailed the accent ;')
Sentry Will
Sentry Will 24 өдрийн өмнө
11:30 for those of you who don't know, Muslims aren't supposed to have images of the prophet Mohammed
Dan In WoW
Dan In WoW 24 өдрийн өмнө
Idiots:Dairy is racist leave it! Me:the only reason I stopped consuming dairy is because my intestines self destruct when they detect a molecule of dairy, if they didn’t I would eat a bag of shredded cheese to establish dominance
demoonmunkay
demoonmunkay 24 өдрийн өмнө
As a person who wears glasses I can’t facepalm without hurting myself. That said I had to remove my glasses and massage my eyeballs alot during this video.
Itz Skipper_2026
Itz Skipper_2026 25 өдрийн өмнө
2:23 Bro that isn't really a German accent, but then again it _can_ be a German accent, just not very often.
Makenzey Lindquist
Makenzey Lindquist 26 өдрийн өмнө
In America, we actually have a law called the "Good Samaritan" Law. It protects people who are responding to emergencies and attempting to save lives from lawsuits like the one mentioned in the story.
artyfm
artyfm 27 өдрийн өмнө
The first time I tried to watch Stranger Things, I accidentally set the language to "audio description" and I was like man this is really strange they weren't lying.
Plasstyre
Plasstyre 27 өдрийн өмнө
5:54 Dude, it's *ALL* about that *L L A M A T H R U S T.*
Plasstyre
Plasstyre 27 өдрийн өмнө
*THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING THINGS I WANT TO MAKE COMMENTS ON, I'VE MADE LIKE TWO TO THREE, AND I'VE DELETED THEM ALL FOR SOMETHING BETTER! GOD HELP ME!*
Nuka_luka
Nuka_luka 27 өдрийн өмнө
And we don't notice the fact that on 1:06 the forth password is basically emkay
Aaron Harper
Aaron Harper 29 өдрийн өмнө
I may be German and not speak it but I take no offense to the accent as My accent is random and since I’m more than one European I randomly get an accent and it’s even worse when I get riled up.
Victor Van Rossum
Victor Van Rossum 29 өдрийн өмнө
But corona is even less worse than the flu.
James Wright
James Wright 29 өдрийн өмнө
F off for that intro pic.Trump NEVER called the crown virus fake. UNSUBSCRIBED.
Shoetaro Kushoe
Shoetaro Kushoe Сарын өмнө
4:37 Come on, why is it there ? Can't people see the satire ?
GoldenrodRose
GoldenrodRose Сарын өмнө
I love how he said BIG YALE
Sophie
Sophie Сарын өмнө
Apology accepted👍
Siky Silal
Siky Silal Сарын өмнө
The Islam thing meant that it’s rude to make a face of someone if you never knew what they looked liked
RxGtxZen
RxGtxZen Сарын өмнө
Guys stop hating and stop tryna to stop anti-vaxxers,anti masks, and people that are saying coronavirus isn't real, let them be because you guys are making God have a hard time wiping out stupid people on earth
The Casual Googler
The Casual Googler Сарын өмнө
Masks are actually pretty comfortable for me
Andrewthepug
Andrewthepug Сарын өмнө
8:14 at least they're wearing something lol
A
A Сарын өмнө
quick note about 12:09-12:19. From what I know, you can't be sued by saving someones life in the America's. Even when it's a suicide attemp and you save them from themself you can't be sued. This was to ensure that someone would save someones life without having the fear to be sued so that they didn't avoid to save someones life because they don't want to pay the prize of it when they are sued. From what I know that law was made around/between 1960-1980, but if someone knows better say it?
MegaAstroFan18
MegaAstroFan18 Сарын өмнө
If you're a vegan you're just doing a thing. Not a good thing, or a bad thing. Just a thing. And if you're fussy or delusional, then you're an idiot.
Zahkrosis
Zahkrosis Сарын өмнө
As a Conserv, I cant say, being against taking down statues is not because we want to praise the racist person or whatnot. Its because of the whole "fail to learn from history will be doomed to repeat it". Its like if you stopped teaching about the Holocaust in history. You're just hiding the horrific truth of humanity. You know how you normally something like racism and Nazis? When you're afraid to talk about them. Thats why we are against taking statues down. Face them and shame them. Teach why it was there. Dont hide the truth and ignore history.
Bartu Gökerkek
Bartu Gökerkek Сарын өмнө
İ have the gas mask so
Scare Pumpkin Crow
Scare Pumpkin Crow Сарын өмнө
0:11 the end
ThisGalaxyCat
ThisGalaxyCat Сарын өмнө
Jack should be a politician
Cable Kcub
Cable Kcub Сарын өмнө
I can confirm that you can’t be sued for breaking someone’s rib doing CPR as long as you’re certified
Devon deBorst
Devon deBorst Сарын өмнө
Donald Trump never called coronavirus a hoax
Alex Stratton
Alex Stratton Сарын өмнө
12:24 I live in America and I think that goes for us to but that person who is trying to sue them is just stupid.
The Guardian
The Guardian Сарын өмнө
11:46 well as a muslim myself I agree except for one thing for our religion we can't show all prophets faces in animations, drawing, statues etc. But other than that I also agree
Tachanka is our true savior And god
Tachanka is our true savior And god Сарын өмнө
11:03 ok the guy who wrote the tweet forgot that they tried to rip down Abraham Lincolns statue
Kazmo
Kazmo Сарын өмнө
Trump: mortality rate are quite low. Tweeter being dumb as fuck: no they're not, *shows cases graph* EmKay being even dumber: *doesn't understand the difference between mortality rate and confirmed cases*
SU1TRA
SU1TRA Сарын өмнө
I speak german and ngl that was not a bad accent for someone that speaks english just kidding it was terrible
DGKoolkid 357
DGKoolkid 357 Сарын өмнө
5:00 He said bless you right as I sneezed.
Rosie Fay
Rosie Fay Сарын өмнө
1:42 Good call about celebs running for political office, but why do you want hazing? Says something about you. 6:34 It's nothing to do with Covid, but she has a point: "Made in China" deserves to be a badge of shame, for all the things China sells us which turn out to be unsuitable once we get them. Or outright scams.
Creator -Exe Mila
Creator -Exe Mila Сарын өмнө
Nobody The narrator: *intense earrapeing into the microphone but still making the whole video funny * Me: dude, these guys... I love them.
Weskimo Jo
Weskimo Jo Сарын өмнө
In America the person cannot be sued due to the Good Samaritan act.
Drew Bowman
Drew Bowman Сарын өмнө
12:15 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law
Sahara Smith
Sahara Smith Сарын өмнө
I didn't think this is what they meant by the roaring 20s
JERRY tm
JERRY tm Сарын өмнө
9:36 wtf ? Thats normal , why not ?
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