r/Cursedcomments | EAT HIM

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EmKay

19 өдрийн өмнө

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Olli Viljami Manninen
Olli Viljami Manninen 10 цагийн өмнө
Meanwhile me an European in a 100°C sauna: it's kinda cold ain't it eh
jayden lucksom
jayden lucksom Өдрийн өмнө
Killing people surprise Nazism
thatmanfrom
thatmanfrom Өдрийн өмнө
Wow that art work is so cool.
Molly Anderson
Molly Anderson 2 өдрийн өмнө
I almost it at the COD meme.
Dion Scott Jones
Dion Scott Jones 3 өдрийн өмнө
The Asians favourite topping
Fernando Álvarez Murillo
Fernando Álvarez Murillo 3 өдрийн өмнө
Well atleast he has a 70$ co- *laugh * Me: oh no hes gay
Contherage
Contherage 3 өдрийн өмнө
15:19 I'd take cat over pineapple as a pizza topping any day. And actually, that cat knows. He is just trying to save you from having to eat that disgusting pineapple pizza that you must have accidentally ordered, or the ones at the pizza place just decided to give you as a prank instead of what you actually ordered. For the cat doesn't know how to understand human speak about pizza. The cat just knows that pineapple does not belong on pizza.
Miguel Mercado
Miguel Mercado 3 өдрийн өмнө
13:11 If I were Giantstink, I would’ve replied with “I know...”
BatBoi
BatBoi 3 өдрийн өмнө
The thumbnails aren't showing up for me anymore, so now this video is a thumbnail of a young kid with the name telling me to eat him
MilkManKarl009
MilkManKarl009 4 өдрийн өмнө
6:59 that item would only be used as decoration from a gun mod
Viktor Boel
Viktor Boel 4 өдрийн өмнө
Lol, that picture at 13:17... I took that picture and uploaded it to 9gag back in 14th july 2016 and only got 70 upvotes xD I don't know why I'm so mindblown, but it's kinda cool, that a picture I took is in an Emkay video :O
Fallenspartan73
Fallenspartan73 4 өдрийн өмнө
My dad answers spam calls with “Pete’s abortion clinic and pizza place where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce”
Hagen springtrap
Hagen springtrap 4 өдрийн өмнө
I dare someone to search for guy squatting on google
Medium Approach Medium Productions
Medium Approach Medium Productions 4 өдрийн өмнө
4:11 Right on the airbag, too....also is that a PT Cruiser?
Dr. Gamecube
Dr. Gamecube 4 өдрийн өмнө
“There was a boy in my class that couldn’t have coins because he’d eat them. 1000 WAYS TO DIE: BANK RUPTURED
Valoress Bqiskrnrjbx
Valoress Bqiskrnrjbx 5 өдрийн өмнө
1:08 holy fuck I wheezed
Arcanine-Espeon
Arcanine-Espeon 6 өдрийн өмнө
Hi, Jack. 15:35 Google has absolutely no idea what a "female pedestrian filer" is. Do you think you could lend me a little help?? Edit: sigh..."female ped -(estrian)- o phile"
Jay Craw
Jay Craw 6 өдрийн өмнө
Don't worry Ferb and Vanessa got together in College becuase Vanessa had a boyfriend when they first met
Connor Perkins
Connor Perkins 6 өдрийн өмнө
im gonna start doing pony play... then purposely break my leg so they legally have to shoot me
Amy Garrett
Amy Garrett 6 өдрийн өмнө
12:27 best line ever
Lil shit stain aka Leo
Lil shit stain aka Leo 6 өдрийн өмнө
Mas-kur-aid?
Kest
Kest 6 өдрийн өмнө
'Wait really? We can say crap?!' this caught me off guard, and it made me happy
kaleb ulibarri
kaleb ulibarri 6 өдрийн өмнө
These backgrounds get more and more off-white
Andrea Caramaschi
Andrea Caramaschi 7 өдрийн өмнө
For 0:46 , my uncle thought the same thing, then he found out that he was allergic to the contrast(or whatever is used for those tests)
Cpkudron gaming
Cpkudron gaming 7 өдрийн өмнө
There were 2 Anthpo posts in a row
The First Omega
The First Omega 7 өдрийн өмнө
3:54 "Call it ITAN"...I uhh.. think thats supposed to be Titan XD
Plant
Plant 7 өдрийн өмнө
jack? are you Sean's dad?
Patrick martin
Patrick martin 7 өдрийн өмнө
4:18 even worse than the stones is the fact that is a PT Cruiser
Noble sparten
Noble sparten 8 өдрийн өмнө
Congratulations you just turned a safety device in your car into a homemade Claymore
Benny
Benny 8 өдрийн өмнө
#46 would be kicked out of the room
Hand over The beans
Hand over The beans 8 өдрийн өмнө
As I look at the thumbnail, I think "that's a little too much cat for one maybe two slices of pizza."so I think it would be better if you were to cut them up and put them on all the slices.
Sal The RPG Nerd
Sal The RPG Nerd 8 өдрийн өмнө
jacks name and an OFF elsen profile pic. god.
Buggy
Buggy 8 өдрийн өмнө
11:47 Prego today, Ragu tomorrow
Dxbii
Dxbii 8 өдрийн өмнө
17:01 I RECOGNIZED THE PICTURE OF GON AND SCREAMED
limbo
limbo 8 өдрийн өмнө
10:58 hey that's my replay
HIJ12 Sch
HIJ12 Sch 9 өдрийн өмнө
Why not in america I am in an american country and use celcius
Tyler Lamming
Tyler Lamming 9 өдрийн өмнө
Nope nope nope nope nope
TBW HG
TBW HG 9 өдрийн өмнө
«The sun Will eventually turn red» me a superman fan: «i like Where this is going»
BUTTERDOGESTARWARS
BUTTERDOGESTARWARS 9 өдрийн өмнө
4:11 I’m pretty sure the airbag functions very similarly to an M18 claymore anti-personnel mine.
Nick van de Peppel
Nick van de Peppel 9 өдрийн өмнө
"Surprise Communism" LMFAO, fits too well
sonofsun
sonofsun 9 өдрийн өмнө
WOW look at this MAN! Can you get a youtuber who puts no blue light white screen in the background? No wonder he has 2.5 mil subs
[Alpha]
[Alpha] 9 өдрийн өмнө
r/woooosh
TRiCK
TRiCK 9 өдрийн өмнө
4:56 toddlers are either cold blooded or we need to turn their blood cold. I have tried it and it works. Now the kids in my basement doesn’t argue with me anymore.
Einer_mit_Döner_oder_Pizza
Einer_mit_Döner_oder_Pizza 10 өдрийн өмнө
11 Chinese like the thumbnail
Wilsonio The Great
Wilsonio The Great 10 өдрийн өмнө
2:56 what if room is *r o u n d*
Milky Cloud
Milky Cloud 10 өдрийн өмнө
3:50 took me a good 20 seconds to understand what was wrong 😂😂
gk 123
gk 123 10 өдрийн өмнө
Can this comment get 69 comments and 420 likes
gk 123
gk 123 10 өдрийн өмнө
PlZ
Alexander Ham
Alexander Ham 10 өдрийн өмнө
5:13 its either he doesn't like anime so much he doesn't want to be your friend... Or he's dead
Drick Javier
Drick Javier 10 өдрийн өмнө
Hi, I just recently refurbished my account. I need help from you guys to grow this channel. Please SUBSCRIBE to this channel and I'll assure you a content that will crack you up. I'll apologize in advance if you notice me spamming comments 😊
InLiothixie
InLiothixie 10 өдрийн өмнө
#👌
rbxless
rbxless 10 өдрийн өмнө
14:05 that's pretty far away, Uranus is in the outer Solar System.
Hermise Jasper
Hermise Jasper 11 өдрийн өмнө
The. Comment about tortoises is scary and accurate Box tortoises in particular have a Shlong that is at least half their body’s length. Look up a picture if your dare.
Robert J. Sunderland
Robert J. Sunderland 11 өдрийн өмнө
Is it weird that I for sure recognize the image with the nuns at 6:46... Like, does anybody else?
just a fellow weeb
just a fellow weeb 11 өдрийн өмнө
8:51 ha jokes on u I never ate a hotdog (not vegen or something)
Vaporwave demon
Vaporwave demon 11 өдрийн өмнө
I noticed that Jack (the commenter at 5:45 or 5:46) has one of those guys from off for his pfp
hdfjkg ns?
hdfjkg ns? 11 өдрийн өмнө
i dont like how i know my bones are wet
Z 206
Z 206 11 өдрийн өмнө
3:48 made me lose my crap HAHAHAA
Fishy Ninjja
Fishy Ninjja 11 өдрийн өмнө
4:40 (breathes in) T U R B O
David Alvaro
David Alvaro 11 өдрийн өмнө
2:05 they’re poor, but they ACT rich, while the rich people wear normal clothing. I know this rule!
Foxer_ Gaming :D
Foxer_ Gaming :D 11 өдрийн өмнө
The title of the vid is soooo good i want to BREAK my phone AND TAKE THE PIZZA OUT OF THE THUMBNAIL THAT HAS THE CAT AND EAT IT!!!!!!
Kono dio da
Kono dio da 11 өдрийн өмнө
14:25 where the hell is doppio
Matty Splatty
Matty Splatty 11 өдрийн өмнө
You know you've made it in life when you're friends with Jack I'm jack's friend :D
AussieBullet
AussieBullet 11 өдрийн өмнө
15:14 I cannot, I am not a doctor
dylken 569
dylken 569 12 өдрийн өмнө
How is the title image cursed?
Kurama From Naruto
Kurama From Naruto 12 өдрийн өмнө
Autobots I can't pole out? Me: take that Prime hahahahahahaha
Basmatti Jagdeo
Basmatti Jagdeo 12 өдрийн өмнө
#cursed
Gruff Biscuit
Gruff Biscuit 12 өдрийн өмнө
Get ay fffffriends
W S
W S 12 өдрийн өмнө
4:38 so thats why my mom left me so damn fast
Fennec Draws
Fennec Draws 12 өдрийн өмнө
Not me having to google who the 44th american president was
Moofey
Moofey 12 өдрийн өмнө
e
Central Profaned Guardian
Central Profaned Guardian 12 өдрийн өмнө
*Ə Æ Þ*
HappyGamer 4ever
HappyGamer 4ever 12 өдрийн өмнө
Jack is a snack that smiles back so I smiled back then ate him. Kinda good tho, bit raw but tastes good.
Suwarti Burlian
Suwarti Burlian 12 өдрийн өмнө
i flipped downside up
Annabelle Rose
Annabelle Rose 12 өдрийн өмнө
Friendly n00dles ❤️💕
SetHan Lee
SetHan Lee 12 өдрийн өмнө
8:54 WHY IS THIS SOUNDS SO CUTE!?
NATHAN RICHARD CHUA CASTOLO
NATHAN RICHARD CHUA CASTOLO 12 өдрийн өмнө
17:12, I am gonna do whatever it takes to get those wings If they are going to be on sale
Camden Neuberg
Camden Neuberg 13 өдрийн өмнө
10:44 Wait, WHAT?!? it is 1029 pm right now for me... AHHHHHHHHH!!!
SodaPopper -_
SodaPopper -_ 13 өдрийн өмнө
Instead of Adolf Hitler say Rejected German Artist
Sora Jones
Sora Jones 13 өдрийн өмнө
8:51 Only if we are wrapped in bread
Lynden Haineault
Lynden Haineault 13 өдрийн өмнө
I follow noodles on Instagram and I loved that comment 🤣
Jamsyplayz
Jamsyplayz 13 өдрийн өмнө
I remember when I was a kid one of the bubbles of the hot springs of yellow stone National park popped and I smelled like rotten eggs for a week
Chioma Moronu
Chioma Moronu 13 өдрийн өмнө
7:15 but I can actually do this-
Advancering Newholder
Advancering Newholder 13 өдрийн өмнө
15:20 Chineese?
2022
2022 13 өдрийн өмнө
8:40 just doin something
rudra kirti
rudra kirti 14 өдрийн өмнө
18:08 we used white and mixture of bright colors with background of dark colors it makes an illusion of glowing
Hayden Roberts Composer
Hayden Roberts Composer 14 өдрийн өмнө
Thanks TikTok, I'm gonna feel mildly insulted now every single time somebody says "You walk too quickly"
Eric Campos Sanchez
Eric Campos Sanchez 14 өдрийн өмнө
8:05 I swear like this on a daily basis. And Now I’m changing female dog to feminine pup
Flashlight237
Flashlight237 14 өдрийн өмнө
14:01 Bold claim given there are only 97 million songs out there.
Cool Guy
Cool Guy 14 өдрийн өмнө
Susan Wojcicki is a Female_dog.
phottiogames56
phottiogames56 14 өдрийн өмнө
12:51 ayo Davie made it in to emkay
ash ray
ash ray 14 өдрийн өмнө
I'm sure u will love redo of healer ( it's an anime but I'd say u will love episode 2 the most)
enlightendbel
enlightendbel 14 өдрийн өмнө
Having done the 'sit on an airbag and blow it' thing as a challenge, don't worry, doctors won't feel any need to remove that positive energy from her face. And the mortician will just slather some makeup over them to make her look presentable.
Ibrahim Ali
Ibrahim Ali 14 өдрийн өмнө
A door knob just saved my life please bless this knob The same knob just saved my life again
Reactoonity
Reactoonity 14 өдрийн өмнө
dmn
Techmaster 3707
Techmaster 3707 14 өдрийн өмнө
I would pay $50 to play D&D with any narrator from EmKay, and $100 to play with Jack
AstralAxolix
AstralAxolix 14 өдрийн өмнө
1:08 *she got filled with that optimus slime*
Mr Tripod
Mr Tripod 14 өдрийн өмнө
Watching the holy song. The halo theme
Lion Gaming
Lion Gaming 14 өдрийн өмнө
If this comment gets 666 likes and 666 comments. A deadly virus will take over the world next year.
Zdude69
Zdude69 14 өдрийн өмнө
the intro needs to be in r/therewasanattempt
Ștefan Alexandru
Ștefan Alexandru 14 өдрийн өмнө
3:29 Please explain the Obama joke.
r/Cursedcomments | run as fast as you can.
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EmKay
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r/Cursedcomments | send me you're toes
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EmKay
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WENDY 웬디 'Like Water' MV
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SMTOWN
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[MV] IU(아이유)_Coin
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1theK (원더케이)
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Angarag - Chono “Live from UB Comedy 2020"
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UB Comedy Club
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r/Cursedcomments | she's bacon...
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EmKay
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r/Kamikazebywords | SO TRUE
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EmKay
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r/Woooosh | that's the joke...
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EmKay
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r/Cursedcomments | sleep well :)
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EmKay
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r/Confidentlyincorrect | that actually obama...
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EmKay
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r/Cursedcomments | don't eat him!!
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EmKay
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r/Madlads | TOO POWERFUL
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EmKay
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r/Cursedcomments | yes.
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EmKay
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r/Cursedcomments | *windows startup noises*
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EmKay
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WENDY 웬디 'Like Water' MV
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[MV] IU(아이유)_Coin
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Angarag - Chono “Live from UB Comedy 2020"
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When You Have A Cute Naughty Kids #19 - Funny Baby Video 😆😆
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UB Comedy Club
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Монгол ах нар гадаадад
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Өрийн дэвтэр влог S02E03 Uriin devter vlog Temka Tutu
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bayasaa&zorigoo official
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