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EmKay

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Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at www.reddit.com/r/EmKay ! Video credits below.
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TeriosSonic
TeriosSonic 12 цагийн өмнө
1:56 he's thinking of sans undertale I require a link to the original post to comment this on it
enoughofyourkoicarp
enoughofyourkoicarp 20 цагийн өмнө
Why does that "Gray Death" picture look like it has teeth marks in it?
Jacob Kuenzner
Jacob Kuenzner Өдрийн өмнө
14:20: 🎵 Spider-Kay! Spider-Kay, being forced to read horrible things in dreams basement. 🎵
Lord Haberdasher
Lord Haberdasher Өдрийн өмнө
So where are the people who started playing Minecraft in 2009? Are we Tony Stark?
Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson 3 өдрийн өмнө
r/murderedbywords
Crayzii_Clayzii
Crayzii_Clayzii 3 өдрийн өмнө
3:30 that cat looks like bran from game of thrones when he got older
elizabeta gjonaj
elizabeta gjonaj 3 өдрийн өмнө
0:46 is this the r/pvzheroes discord server? (my friend is in it)
Gruphius N
Gruphius N 3 өдрийн өмнө
Jack: "Guten Tag" Me: yeah, tha- Wait, I am watching a English channel not a German...
kyle Farrell
kyle Farrell 3 өдрийн өмнө
2:00 she is a human and he is a monster shaped as a human and those are their souls
Kalicosu
Kalicosu 4 өдрийн өмнө
Now will go to the bread store and buy some jack
Steven Cardona
Steven Cardona 4 өдрийн өмнө
Well then, I guess that post proves I'm a legend...
James Upchurch
James Upchurch 4 өдрийн өмнө
I got a trending post on my reddit account (u/upchurchjames) for cursed comments Nvm reddit removed it for nothing
Andri 2009
Andri 2009 4 өдрийн өмнө
I know not one or three people from your tribe, I know not who be speaking over this comment, I all I know is a that I thus shall begin commenting with comments such as one seen here, on thein videos.
Lenemus
Lenemus 4 өдрийн өмнө
I appreciate Jack’s effort to make absolutely sure that EVERYONE in THIS CLASS knows they are a Legend 👑
SebastiAnimation
SebastiAnimation 4 өдрийн өмнө
"Guten tag" Jack, I am scared, how do you know german
Dr. Gamecube
Dr. Gamecube 4 өдрийн өмнө
So, it seems Bluey finally got to Peppa...
Datsthat
Datsthat 5 өдрийн өмнө
Me: names myself garlic cheese bread game:sorry name in use
DADDY PIG
DADDY PIG 5 өдрийн өмнө
We dont talk about where peppa is
Goro Majima
Goro Majima 5 өдрийн өмнө
Dammit now I want cheesy garlic bread
Xzavier Gerow
Xzavier Gerow 5 өдрийн өмнө
2:34 i dont wanna talk about it
Definitely a microphone
Definitely a microphone 5 өдрийн өмнө
Emkay: “guten tag” Captions: *”gordon tug”*
Remy Ratatouille
Remy Ratatouille 3 өдрийн өмнө
LMAO
r i t z
r i t z 5 өдрийн өмнө
i just tried to like the video because of the thumnnail.
Lavender paws
Lavender paws 5 өдрийн өмнө
Things to look for in a r/cursedcomments video: Hitler jokes Incest jokes Jokes about fucking someone's corpse
Hyukachu
Hyukachu 5 өдрийн өмнө
My grandpa god hit by a bus... His last words were... ‘Oh fuck it’s the bus’
Overcooked peanut butter
Overcooked peanut butter 6 өдрийн өмнө
Wait until jack learns rat is BadBoyHalos dog
The Shöcker Pit
The Shöcker Pit 6 өдрийн өмнө
1:57 fun fact originally the symbol we associate with hearts was originally a symbol for mail fertility and was based off a flower which is not extinct because we use it a lot and that flower was supposed to represent Mel fertility so yeah that’s not a pair of butt cheeks
COLA SENPAI
COLA SENPAI 6 өдрийн өмнө
Things that started of "from 0 - 100 quick"
SlimeCrafterLP
SlimeCrafterLP 6 өдрийн өмнө
Guten Tag
Not_Okay
Not_Okay 6 өдрийн өмнө
8:03 let's make this a live action remake
Takeshi Blue
Takeshi Blue 6 өдрийн өмнө
The last one was the best imo
Waylon Bales
Waylon Bales 6 өдрийн өмнө
Am I the only one that now wants a fan fiction that genaral grevous just gets Recked
Maximus Lehnhardt-Santiago
Maximus Lehnhardt-Santiago 7 өдрийн өмнө
10:08 She look like female peter steele
Connor Perkins
Connor Perkins 7 өдрийн өмнө
i had an intro idea... "im the jack that smiles back" (idk just sounds nice =w=)
Asher Scott
Asher Scott 7 өдрийн өмнө
Me listing to the first part thinking I'm drunk but knowing that is how it's supposed to be
Herr Kaiser
Herr Kaiser 7 өдрийн өмнө
I don’t crave cheesy bread, I crave world war 3
cat nip
cat nip 7 өдрийн өмнө
Bro I just got the notification for this vid loo
Edatil
Edatil 7 өдрийн өмнө
I want cheesy garlic bread now.
Parody5Gaming
Parody5Gaming 7 өдрийн өмнө
12:31 you can see it in his eyes
Philip
Philip 7 өдрийн өмнө
Guten Tag jack
Matthew Lambirth Jr
Matthew Lambirth Jr 7 өдрийн өмнө
holly jolly your head is now jelly
X the Pineapple
X the Pineapple 7 өдрийн өмнө
So he's garlic cheesy bread, huh? Would that make him... *Cheddar Jack?* Sorry I'll go-
SteamyHotWater • vor 14 Jahren
SteamyHotWater • vor 14 Jahren 7 өдрийн өмнө
Emkay: Guten Tag Germans: hippity hoppity your comments are now our property
-YOURWIFE
-YOURWIFE 7 өдрийн өмнө
Badboyhalo...Omg..
Shrimp Teeth
Shrimp Teeth 7 өдрийн өмнө
I'm so upset to know bad wouldn't actually consider joking about beating the shit out of rat
Virizion
Virizion 7 өдрийн өмнө
5:04 *happy dutch noices*
Michael The Jedi
Michael The Jedi 7 өдрийн өмнө
NO YOU CANT JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT PEPPA DYING!! Hehe peppa go crunchhh
Rick Astley
Rick Astley 7 өдрийн өмнө
The thunder down under
LazerKlaw
LazerKlaw 8 өдрийн өмнө
The 'Dishonorable Discharge' one got me real good.
Wanter
Wanter 8 өдрийн өмнө
11:39 - :(
Ma name Cookie
Ma name Cookie 8 өдрийн өмнө
Cursed posts make my day
Genie Le Bottle
Genie Le Bottle 8 өдрийн өмнө
Guttentag
Satire King
Satire King 8 өдрийн өмнө
2:19 best part
Sawyer Smith
Sawyer Smith 8 өдрийн өмнө
9.02. is that the mr beast karl
DragonSole37
DragonSole37 8 өдрийн өмнө
G A R L I C. C H E E S E Y. B R E A D
Polo Nose
Polo Nose 8 өдрийн өмнө
3:53 left cat looks like a goat to me...
never ganna give you up
never ganna give you up 8 өдрийн өмнө
When i was like 7 or 8 i pulled both my front teeth at the same time only using my hands without anestisia🤏🦷🩸Also one time i was at a DIY zipline and it fell to my head leaving me bleeding all over my head and clothes 👦🏻🩸
ItsAlex YT
ItsAlex YT 8 өдрийн өмнө
9:32 thats a cursed wooooosh cuz the second guy said "no they dont"
yes
yes 8 өдрийн өмнө
8:55 Karl nO
yes
yes 8 өдрийн өмнө
Stop threatening rat
Christopher Baummann
Christopher Baummann 8 өдрийн өмнө
Guten Tag Jack, wie geht es dir?
Jade Ireland
Jade Ireland 8 өдрийн өмнө
6:19 And I was given a test where one of the problems were..... One second I’m looking at the paper.... Oh! It says “43 kids walk to school in the rain, 23 forgot their umbrellas, how many ate chicken for dinner?” Somehow I got it correct when I did 43 - chicken. All I did was replace chicken with the number of how many letters there are in chicken and I got 43 - 7 = 36
Xenus
Xenus 8 өдрийн өмнө
Did just say guten tag at the beginning or am i starting to hear things?
Selena Goodwin
Selena Goodwin 8 өдрийн өмнө
I watched too much of this My 1st reacting to are sock was come sock
Anikah Dunn
Anikah Dunn 9 өдрийн өмнө
Kitler's about to shoot himself in the head
Trifectum
Trifectum 9 өдрийн өмнө
I might've died at the general grievous one
Dem0n
Dem0n 9 өдрийн өмнө
my mom makes the best cheesy garlic bread thooooooooo
AnnaBelle Burleson
AnnaBelle Burleson 9 өдрийн өмнө
PEPPA NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ciel
Ciel 9 өдрийн өмнө
Petition for more German beginnings
SteamyHotWater • vor 14 Jahren
SteamyHotWater • vor 14 Jahren 7 өдрийн өмнө
_Ja_
Lisa Lemberg
Lisa Lemberg 9 өдрийн өмнө
That "Guten Tag" threw me off guard so much :D
NotAGoat
NotAGoat 9 өдрийн өмнө
6:30 Actually, this is exactly how it works. After enough time of not seeing an animal, they decide we just have to assume it's extinct. Sometimes they're wrong.
Shiro
Shiro 9 өдрийн өмнө
i like cursed coment
TomCat176
TomCat176 9 өдрийн өмнө
I was the one who killed peepa pig
Please No
Please No 9 өдрийн өмнө
I clicked randomly on this video and it brought me to the calculator
Connor Blu9
Connor Blu9 9 өдрийн өмнө
Dadadadadadadaddadadad lyrics to random love song always used in movie's
MUHAMAD SYAZWAN BIN TALIB Moe
MUHAMAD SYAZWAN BIN TALIB Moe 9 өдрийн өмнө
10:20
300-I.Q. Prower
300-I.Q. Prower 10 өдрийн өмнө
I dont think you put enough ad breaks in the video
KiraPlayz
KiraPlayz 10 өдрийн өмнө
5:43 i wouldve said: probably should stick to apple pie instead of cream pie
Swiftly Several
Swiftly Several 10 өдрийн өмнө
You the start I was literally eating garlic bread
Rian Van Rensburg
Rian Van Rensburg 10 өдрийн өмнө
He protecc He atacc But most importantly, He jacc and he wants his family bacc
teddy hyune
teddy hyune 10 өдрийн өмнө
8:56 that was refreshing to see bad here
John Moore
John Moore 10 өдрийн өмнө
10:16 She looks like a female Michael Jackson
hatsuneboyfriend
hatsuneboyfriend 10 өдрийн өмнө
baljeet
the kinnie u hate
the kinnie u hate 10 өдрийн өмнө
9:03 KARL NO NO NO HITTING RAT WITH A BAT
Issack McAdams
Issack McAdams 10 өдрийн өмнө
Today at school, we have this sign that says "you are kind, intelligent & so much more" (something like that idk exact) and i rearanged it to say "you are kinda ottir"( i know its spelt otter, we didnt have another e) you are kinda ottir
Da Boss 111
Da Boss 111 10 өдрийн өмнө
How’s your day been garlic pizza
The Redeemed Gamer
The Redeemed Gamer 10 өдрийн өмнө
Jack may think he's "better than" fart jokes. Jack thinks too highly of himself. As does anyone who thinks they're "better than fart jokes"
Skid and Pump
Skid and Pump 10 өдрийн өмнө
Hello, leeches and germs
Mark Wolkove
Mark Wolkove 10 өдрийн өмнө
I actually went to college with the pilot who has no arms, and had several classes with her. She would sit on the floor and take notes using a pencil held in her toes.
GreenStoneGecko
GreenStoneGecko 10 өдрийн өмнө
Guy: I have a gf His friends: Is she real? Is she alive? Did she consent to being your gf? How much did you pay her? Did you force her? Did you take your schizophrenia-pills?
Angry Ghiacchio
Angry Ghiacchio 10 өдрийн өмнө
Hello! Im here to give a good night to give a good night, or good morning.
*bee emoji* Save the Bees
*bee emoji* Save the Bees 10 өдрийн өмнө
TurtleTestudo: p b b b b b b b b t
Sebby Tucker
Sebby Tucker 10 өдрийн өмнө
Day I gave the fuck up of waiting for jack to say he's a "beautiful toaster strudel"
YharonPlays
YharonPlays 10 өдрийн өмнө
I was having a really bad day and this cheered me up, thank you
shadow of the rising sun
shadow of the rising sun 10 өдрийн өмнө
The cat on the right sorta look like Adam driver
Noah Morris
Noah Morris 10 өдрийн өмнө
1:15 your skin is an organ
Ragnarok
Ragnarok 10 өдрийн өмнө
*only dudes who pump three times then hop on the internet after will get this.
Purpledandy
Purpledandy 10 өдрийн өмнө
3:36 sounds like he is about to say "hey smoothskin, you new in town?"
TJ _
TJ _ 10 өдрийн өмнө
Jack is BEST
evile
evile 10 өдрийн өмнө
HHHAAHA THE BBH ONE
Teros
Teros 10 өдрийн өмнө
Guten Tag Typ. Der um das hier zu lesen einen Übersetzer braucht.
Adrian Malinowski
Adrian Malinowski 10 өдрийн өмнө
I like how woman call men cheaters, when statistically they cheat more often. Bringing cauldron to a pot
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