r/Crackheadcraigslist | those toes for sale?

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EmKay

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xime
xime 18 өдрийн өмнө
11:16 no, I won't stop
N.S. Maars (author and entertainer)
N.S. Maars (author and entertainer) 18 өдрийн өмнө
I'm going to purposely wear crocs now 😂
Gloria
Gloria 19 өдрийн өмнө
One day I want to be so rich that I can pay 1k for a tin can
Dragons' Tree
Dragons' Tree 19 өдрийн өмнө
Penguin meat is very illegal isn't it?!
Dogeth
Dogeth Сарын өмнө
"they're such a weak animal, why hunt them" idk, cause they probably taste good? maybe cause that's one of the only animals you can hunt in the artic?
Melody Moons
Melody Moons Сарын өмнө
Welcome back to Emkay, I'm jack the snack that smiles back.
Kean Giledaks
Kean Giledaks Сарын өмнө
eyes are ABSOLUTELY a channel for covid infection. Therefore, do not rub your eyes when out and about without washing your hands. If someone are talking to your face without a mask, there's a large chance that droplets of saliva land in your eyes. Normally this is whatever but with covid out its more of a deal
Calamity, Gaming and Creating
Calamity, Gaming and Creating Сарын өмнө
1:00 i know what the mighty boosh is and im only 18
Smart Goose
Smart Goose 2 сарын өмнө
Me and the bois after passing the Corona test without studying: mndown.info/fast/video/vZaxkWd-xIeyoH0
GOLD-GUN
GOLD-GUN 2 сарын өмнө
1:58 my parents found this on facebook
tomiczek
tomiczek 3 сарын өмнө
i mean the video is ok but this audio...
Art Lover
Art Lover 3 сарын өмнө
10:52 Desperate cancer patients?
Kaiju_Groupie62
Kaiju_Groupie62 3 сарын өмнө
10:50 this is actually a good, normal ad for hair. Never dyed, long hair (like my own) actually sells for a ton, speaking from personal experience. I have sold my hair twice for $200 both times, and managed to buy myself a PS4 and then an Xbox. I was eleven when I sold it first, and thirteen when I sold it again. I'm so lucky my hair grows fast lol.
Nicolasse
Nicolasse 3 сарын өмнө
1:39 3 year old toddlers are hard to get, trust me I tried
i almost drown yesterday
i almost drown yesterday 3 сарын өмнө
The only thing I wear on my feet is Crocs
Matjesfilet mit Soße
Matjesfilet mit Soße 4 сарын өмнө
1:40 and yet there are also people who hunt 3 year old toddlers... People like me
Panda Kpop
Panda Kpop 5 сарын өмнө
Oh my god, I came back to this vid 1 month later. Completely forgot about old Greg. “I’m oLd grEg”
David Arvelo
David Arvelo 5 сарын өмнө
Well, the virgin girl hair would sell well among the neowitches and satanists
Seth Beall
Seth Beall 5 сарын өмнө
I was born in 93 and I remember when the brought that show to adult swim man I love that show the mighty boosh haha the "rockstar" fella is currently a judge on a cooking show in the Uk if I remember correctly
PracticalNeuron
PracticalNeuron 5 сарын өмнө
don’t you just hate it when you make a mistake on a comment, so you have to go back and fix the mistake.
Ivy is Dead
Ivy is Dead 5 сарын өмнө
Why buy a naked doll? Usually for costumization. What does loose means? It means she does not come in her original box.
Pale Rider
Pale Rider 5 сарын өмнө
Look at me mangina!
Not Dead Yet
Not Dead Yet 5 сарын өмнө
Can you stop telling me to burn things it's starting to get worrisome. I don't want to burn my mum, please stop telling me to.
Lowell Bentley
Lowell Bentley 6 сарын өмнө
I am pretty sure he hunts penguins to eat them, not because he wants to be manly. You libtards have no sense.
Final starman
Final starman 6 сарын өмнө
bəli
Final starman
Final starman 6 сарын өмнө
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Final starman
Final starman 6 сарын өмнө
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Final starman
Final starman 6 сарын өмнө
ћħ
Timo Nuotio
Timo Nuotio 6 сарын өмнө
I have this theory of crocs, and it is... Only people who have given up on life use crocs, cuz the don't give a fuck anymore.
Janet Williams
Janet Williams 6 сарын өмнө
LMAO the user made her name "she who is mystery" Sh3= She wh0= who 1s= is mystr3y= mystrey (misspelled but wgaf, clever as hell)
Doom State
Doom State 6 сарын өмнө
Not a number
Artorius The'Bear
Artorius The'Bear 6 сарын өмнө
Radio Alerm Saw..... Should be in r/boneappletea It's supposed to be a "Radial Arm Saw". It's a saw with a small blade that can cut wide pieces of wood by sliding along an arm-track. The arm can be rotated along a "radial" to cut angles. They're really nice, and pretty expensive new.
Artorius The'Bear
Artorius The'Bear 6 сарын өмнө
Panties masks.... CAPITALISM! She found a market... Gotta give credit for that.
Artorius The'Bear
Artorius The'Bear 6 сарын өмнө
That moment when you can buy a really nice hunting rifle or a mediocre used car with a PAPERCLIP.
t
t 6 сарын өмнө
He’s a man of culture boys, a man of the boosh.
kiiturii
kiiturii 6 сарын өмнө
4:40 nope you can actually get it from your eyes just as easily but your eyes cant spread it thats why masks only cover your mouth and nose
Amelia Rose
Amelia Rose 6 сарын өмнө
I need to show that picture of the toes to everyone who gets freaked out by my toes (my second toe is longer than my first and everyone thinks it's weird). My toes will be normal in comparison.
Blue Fusion
Blue Fusion 6 сарын өмнө
14:40 he looks like everyone friends uncle 😂😂😂
Vin and steve.
Vin and steve. 6 сарын өмнө
Dem some great lookin toes
Litch The Shinigami
Litch The Shinigami 6 сарын өмнө
7:35 i literallly regurgitated my food like a fucking cow at that one.. jesus christ that's disgusting
Eliot Addison
Eliot Addison 6 сарын өмнө
Tu mighty boost is the BEST! Also I was not born in 1985 but 2009
HibouribouGaming
HibouribouGaming 6 сарын өмнө
What are these toes in the thumbnail man was born im chernobyle
Pup Alex
Pup Alex 6 сарын өмнө
Is it bad i kinda want the tin can?
Sem Nome
Sem Nome 6 сарын өмнө
1:26 Vegans be like: 👁️👄👁️
Anatoliy Vasilyevich Kuragin
Anatoliy Vasilyevich Kuragin 6 сарын өмнө
there's an Epping in Western Sydney
ash
ash 6 сарын өмнө
Actually... The voice in my head that tells me to burn things is called Peter sooo...
DJZ
DJZ 6 сарын өмнө
The guy in the thumbnail put max skill points in his right foot
Kisa
Kisa 6 сарын өмнө
😂😂😂
Kentzo Ar
Kentzo Ar 6 сарын өмнө
- Orange was The Impostor -
Corporal Ross
Corporal Ross 6 сарын өмнө
I couldnt see the right skittles color cuz im colorblind lol
ESAD XULF
ESAD XULF 6 сарын өмнө
Have ya eva drank bailey's from a shoe?
Not the FBI
Not the FBI 6 сарын өмнө
I want the TOES
Ashlyn Hicks
Ashlyn Hicks 6 сарын өмнө
penguins have knees
Kirte Moon
Kirte Moon 6 сарын өмнө
I’d actually buy the WWE doll. I customize dolls for a living, and am always looking for dolls with joints. Loose is kinda threatening tho ngl
Anon1776
Anon1776 6 сарын өмнө
"if you wear crocs, please stop" jack. you have made me angry, jack. say goodbye to your family, jack.
Angela Meisenheimer
Angela Meisenheimer 6 сарын өмнө
You will be happy to know epping is a city in australia.
goldenpepe yeeteth
goldenpepe yeeteth 6 сарын өмнө
i will always wear my got damn crocks they comfy af
Crxptrxp ;
Crxptrxp ; 6 сарын өмнө
1:30 you sounded like this one guy voicing over weird vides. Bogeyman or sth like that?
CyMorgue
CyMorgue 7 сарын өмнө
10:53 I do believe "Virgin hair" is the term used for hair which has never been chemically altered, so never dyed or permed or anything of that sort. I do not believe that this person is attempting to sell the hair as the hair *of* a virgin. It's a popular choice for things such as extensions, as it tends to last longer since it has not been previously damaged.
the golden rings
the golden rings 7 сарын өмнө
i hope that they aren't selling a real fetus...?
larry the cucumber
larry the cucumber 7 сарын өмнө
"Penguins got the agility and maneuverability of a 3 year old toddler." *sad jerry the penguin noises*
UwU_Heru
UwU_Heru 7 сарын өмнө
After watching this video, I have the sudden urge to commit arson...
Coodoritos
Coodoritos 7 сарын өмнө
I wear crocks in three scenarios. 1. Grabbing the mail 2.letting my dogs into our backyard to ‘potty’ (note that our backyard doesn’t have a fence so we have to keep an eye on them) 3. Walking down to the trampoline to jump on it. I almost never leave my house with them on
Alexander Pritchett
Alexander Pritchett 7 сарын өмнө
If you ask why hunt penguins, that's like asking why hunt chickens, both are weak
Skuzzy
Skuzzy 7 сарын өмнө
trump 2020
Vahlok do Dov
Vahlok do Dov 7 сарын өмнө
1:37 Dude people literally fish. What's to be proud about that? Patience?
V King
V King 7 сарын өмнө
I went to my own funeral at the keyboard!!!💀💀💀😂😂
jeedle
jeedle 7 сарын өмнө
I spent half an hour doing 7 questions for spanish class and I got a 28 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm a native Spanish speaker 😭😭😭😭
Silent Angel7777
Silent Angel7777 7 сарын өмнө
The voice in my head is calle Robin
TheFlyingPybro
TheFlyingPybro 7 сарын өмнө
What happened to damien
Kaden LG
Kaden LG 7 сарын өмнө
4:15 its only a burn if you count the fire from the explosion that happened in the car then yes it is a burn
Tobias, The Gentleman
Tobias, The Gentleman 7 сарын өмнө
6:00 Dick-tater
Tobias, The Gentleman
Tobias, The Gentleman 7 сарын өмнө
5:21 Tingers....
Bella
Bella 7 сарын өмнө
I will NEVER stop wearing my chili pepper crocs. Mama Mia, it's a spicy footwear.
Dark Shadow
Dark Shadow 7 сарын өмнө
So your the one who told me to burn my family anyway can someone adopt me?
Petra Kiekens
Petra Kiekens 7 сарын өмнө
craigslist is like i dont need anything and then ur there and sundaly your balance is below 0
Kristen O’Reilley
Kristen O’Reilley 7 сарын өмнө
Hold up, I paused the video at 9:44 with the straw right as my family just got back to bring me Mc Donald’s-
John Suarez
John Suarez 7 сарын өмнө
I think the virus killer might actually work. It pulls air through the bottom and forces it past UV light, and then through a heppa filter that most microbes can't get through
John Suarez
John Suarez 7 сарын өмнө
you need a pop filter EDIT: You REALLY need a pop filter
Parker Anson
Parker Anson 7 сарын өмнө
Why?
Parker Anson
Parker Anson 7 сарын өмнө
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Parker Anson
Parker Anson 7 сарын өмнө
Every day. We stray further from good.
Parker Anson
Parker Anson 7 сарын өмнө
heres an UNNASSEMBLED GLASS TABLE
Doug Brown
Doug Brown 7 сарын өмнө
Jack thx for helping me get over my torth pian buddy.
Idontwannadiealone _
Idontwannadiealone _ 7 сарын өмнө
I’m old gregg and I got a mangina IM OLD GREGGGGGGG
Zack Markham
Zack Markham 7 сарын өмнө
'There's a reference 90% of you won't get unless you were born in 1985' Adult Swim in the US showed Mighty Boosh on repeat for like 6 years from like 2009-2015. It's a FANTASTIC show!
Kim Roberts
Kim Roberts 7 сарын өмнө
Virgin hair doesn’t mean hair of a virgin, it means hair that’s never been dyed/bleached. But now I’m wondering if there’s a market for hair from virgins 😂
im that dude
im that dude 7 сарын өмнө
5:23 POUNDS???
Yair kakon
Yair kakon 7 сарын өмнө
Jack: people who were crocs please stop Me with my crocs: no I don't think I will
Patrick King
Patrick King 7 сарын өмнө
Lmao "cursed pals" and his profile pis is the kid from toy story
Mark Rayes
Mark Rayes 7 сарын өмнө
seriously i thought virgin hair was something creepy.... but another channel stated virgin hair is hair that has never been dyed , bleached, ironed basically hair that hasn't had anything done to it minus hair cuts , and soap/ conditioner.... so like natural or organic hair 😂😂 apparently big in the weave and wig community
TheBigNCat
TheBigNCat 7 сарын өмнө
I'll sell you a McDonald's plastic straw for a tenth of that price XD
CosplayMemories14
CosplayMemories14 7 сарын өмнө
she-who-is-mystery is a good artist :)
trulers
trulers 7 сарын өмнө
Come with us now in a journey through time and space...
Dank Cupcakes
Dank Cupcakes 7 сарын өмнө
5:10 charge you phone
Squared Kiwi
Squared Kiwi 7 сарын өмнө
EmKay PLEASE don’t leave like Gio. I just watched it and as a Kiwi bird I DEMAND you keep internet strangers happy
Insomniac_Seamster
Insomniac_Seamster 7 сарын өмнө
YOU YOU HAVE MADE ME BETTER THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FIRE VOICE
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ 7 сарын өмнө
“But a penguins got the maneuverability and agility of a 3-year-old child” ... So, instead of penguins, should I just hunt 3 year olds?
Pzwrotethis 5
Pzwrotethis 5 7 сарын өмнө
I thought you had to fish those, have I been fishing 4-year-olds the whole time?
Hunter L.
Hunter L. 7 сарын өмнө
hng it looked more like pepe than et
TheMaskedSpirit
TheMaskedSpirit 7 сарын өмнө
So uh. How do you date a disembodied voice? 😳✌️
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