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EmKay

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Jelly YCIEYF
Jelly YCIEYF Өдрийн өмнө
These people are like 5’1 robbers holding a Russian man at gunpoint with a squirt gun
Knife Shooter
Knife Shooter 2 өдрийн өмнө
I like how does all those voices
BobTheFishy
BobTheFishy 2 өдрийн өмнө
The only time I’d ever accept payment in exposure is if it’s from Markiplier, MrBeast, or Pewdiepie
leo gaming
leo gaming 2 өдрийн өмнө
who tf is bionkiiii
boostsFN
boostsFN 2 өдрийн өмнө
Emkay really pronounced beyonce as BYONKEE
Roadhouse82
Roadhouse82 3 өдрийн өмнө
Beyonkee
Ton Ton
Ton Ton 3 өдрийн өмнө
13:10 shmebulock is from gravity falls he is one of the gnomes
IJustBeVibeing `-`
IJustBeVibeing `-` 3 өдрийн өмнө
Me from Calgary when the circus is mentioned: Hey I live there
Rigandigy
Rigandigy 3 өдрийн өмнө
Hello shmebulocks
Lifeless Moo CHEST
Lifeless Moo CHEST 3 өдрийн өмнө
1 dollar for car ples
Bethany Carter
Bethany Carter 4 өдрийн өмнө
13:10 That, my friend... was an unintentional Gravity Falls reference :)
Oompa Loompa
Oompa Loompa 4 өдрийн өмнө
"Beyonkee"
Vivianne MJ
Vivianne MJ 4 өдрийн өмнө
2:11 Me on Nookazon
The Black Boy
The Black Boy 4 өдрийн өмнө
5:57 No no u said it in a fudge anoyying way ommgg I can't ahh I'm omg I wanna scream but it's midnight Idk how explain what I'm feeling but ahh
Kc Dia
Kc Dia 4 өдрийн өмнө
Haha. Schmebulock (or smth). From Gravity Falls. That's what you said at the end, good sir
HaHa! Funny!
HaHa! Funny! 4 өдрийн өмнө
“Shmebulucks”
Herly Hatlem Nielsen
Herly Hatlem Nielsen 4 өдрийн өмнө
No one: Not a single soul: Emkay: Beyonkee..
Kimsey Kittycat
Kimsey Kittycat 4 өдрийн өмнө
Love the episodes with Jack 😍
Kenny XD
Kenny XD 4 өдрийн өмнө
Mr beast: you'll take my entire stock.
Skain
Skain 4 өдрийн өмнө
Wait what do you mean $25 for a pizza
roxanne hartrich
roxanne hartrich 5 өдрийн өмнө
7:38 19 seconds to be exact.
Adveroy
Adveroy 5 өдрийн өмнө
"Beyonkee" I was dying
monka S
monka S 5 өдрийн өмнө
Imagine these people in the soviet union
Obi-Two
Obi-Two 5 өдрийн өмнө
I feel like 4:39 fits more on r/QuitYour Bullsh*t
Luke Williams
Luke Williams 5 өдрийн өмнө
I wondered why the heck that person’s Aunt was making them pay rent. Until I read on...
Joseph Mallion
Joseph Mallion 5 өдрийн өмнө
Shmebulum the mokepon
Keanu Daniels
Keanu Daniels 5 өдрийн өмнө
Schmebulock is the gnome from Gravity Falls
Champiggy -sama
Champiggy -sama 6 өдрийн өмнө
1:58 I think in the end, he still bought the i Onlyfans
The Poetic Minecart
The Poetic Minecart 6 өдрийн өмнө
"Alright you little schmevulocks!" 🤣 I'm dying
marry me hisoka
marry me hisoka 6 өдрийн өмнө
yes beyinkee is my favorite!
bokuto san
bokuto san 6 өдрийн өмнө
peter asked for a piano on my birthday...
Asher Heywood Peters
Asher Heywood Peters 6 өдрийн өмнө
12:11 *grunt*
Asher Heywood Peters
Asher Heywood Peters 6 өдрийн өмнө
7:18 he's offering 950 at 9:50 PM
Like the Name
Like the Name 6 өдрийн өмнө
Smebulock
Lemonay
Lemonay 6 өдрийн өмнө
Am I the only one who noticed that at 7:05 the beggar messaged the seller at 9:50, and their offer was 950$. Coincidence?
Dylan Lakey
Dylan Lakey 6 өдрийн өмнө
I swear, this man said beyonké instead of beyonSAY. 0:33 , gotta hate it. i guess he really is a "annoying piece of shi" as he said he was in the first few seconds.
Julia Mical
Julia Mical 6 өдрийн өмнө
I just watched a video in reverse, and now I cant understand a thing.
Cassie Rose
Cassie Rose 6 өдрийн өмнө
when he said 'schmebulocks' i was like *GRAVITY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLSSSS*
YouThought
YouThought 7 өдрийн өмнө
6:04 okay Hisoka didn’t know you read reddit posts
Gungunsans .M
Gungunsans .M 7 өдрийн өмнө
🅿🅾🅾🅿🅸
Annamations idk
Annamations idk 7 өдрийн өмнө
The only bad part about this was Jack not knowing what/who Schmebulock is.
Jay Tater
Jay Tater 7 өдрийн өмнө
Awesome
Sophie reed
Sophie reed 7 өдрийн өмнө
9:22 beUtiful singing sir 👏👏👏 I approve
99_Fiαt_Multiplα
99_Fiαt_Multiplα 7 өдрийн өмнө
“can i have a car for $1 dollar?” **gives hotwheels car**
Xalasor
Xalasor 7 өдрийн өмнө
6:39 YO I LIVE NEAR THAT MALL
Biohazard Gaming
Biohazard Gaming 7 өдрийн өмнө
Shmebulock is from gravity falls
Nathan McDaniel
Nathan McDaniel 7 өдрийн өмнө
WHY do people HATE pitbulls so much all they are is literally furry babies
mia
mia 7 өдрийн өмнө
Yes
ゆい714
ゆい714 7 өдрийн өмнө
Just remember, if you ever see a choosing beggar IRL then it's your duty to punch them in the face. Physical violence is the solution for some people.
Blxfroxt
Blxfroxt 7 өдрийн өмнө
Hey Jack, long time no see!
Scott Meager
Scott Meager 7 өдрийн өмнө
Can you guys give me likes for this comment? Ya know, just cos...
Koko Live
Koko Live 7 өдрийн өмнө
The first post: Exists Me looking at my editor who I pay a dollar per video: o-O Him: hey I’m letting you pay me a dollar don’t you dare do shit Me: tries to add 50 ¢ to the payment Him: *REFUNDED*
Kahlil
Kahlil 7 өдрийн өмнө
Mmmm yes *BEYONKEE*
Rod Lester Felipe
Rod Lester Felipe 8 өдрийн өмнө
r/woosh Beyoungkii?
CageyBee
CageyBee 8 өдрийн өмнө
1:20 it;s not the amount, it's the source. money earned from wealthy families or from owning shit is generally not considered money you earned through your own work while money you make as a worker is. of course, obscene wealth as an honest worker is really not possible unless you have an extremely technical job or a very dangerous one, and even then people will still buy in large say you earn that money. with business owners, family oligarchs, etc. there is much less respect to go around for "their" money and how they "earned" it.
Truly Flawed
Truly Flawed 8 өдрийн өмнө
what I've learned is that when somebody starts swearing in an argument you've already won because they lost their temper
Team Muscle Cars
Team Muscle Cars 8 өдрийн өмнө
Jiffy lube is a mechanic shop in the US. They are big Inn my oil related stuff is where the name come froms never realized how funny it is til now tho 😂
Naturent
Naturent 8 өдрийн өмнө
AY HE HAS 1B SUBS
Radoe
Radoe 8 өдрийн өмнө
First vid I've seen and you remind me so much of The Click its awesome
AnDriuGames
AnDriuGames 8 өдрийн өмнө
4:19 You sound a lot like the Postal dude
JuZockt
JuZockt 8 өдрийн өмнө
okay everyone, let's say it together: Christmas is not a reason to discount!
Dreamt0wn FNAF
Dreamt0wn FNAF 8 өдрийн өмнө
I didn’t read the first text in the thumbnail and I just went “ 👁👄👁 w h a t “
Mark Mike
Mark Mike 8 өдрийн өмнө
Shmebulok is from gravity falls
Trice Mcmichael
Trice Mcmichael 8 өдрийн өмнө
*in gruff voice* Shmebulock
Veronica Williamson
Veronica Williamson 8 өдрийн өмнө
The Government is the richest person in the world
Mjango
Mjango 8 өдрийн өмнө
11:02 its not a sword its more like a god dammit trident
Nowen Really
Nowen Really 8 өдрийн өмнө
13:10 Someone watched Gravity Falls
MTF Tau-5
MTF Tau-5 8 өдрийн өмнө
13:14 My mans has been watching too much Gravity Falls conspiracy videos.
Just_ Sammy
Just_ Sammy 8 өдрийн өмнө
Sounds like Sebastian's voice from Black Butler.
Amphibian
Amphibian 8 өдрийн өмнө
0:34 did he seriously just say BeyonKEY
UnItY
UnItY 8 өдрийн өмнө
Ur voice is so uncomfortable
Person
Person 8 өдрийн өмнө
1:46 “Jiffy Lube Girl”
Lara Brooks
Lara Brooks 8 өдрийн өмнө
10:55 "How dare you use my own spells against me, Potter"
imposter
imposter 8 өдрийн өмнө
YEET
gamemees !
gamemees ! 8 өдрийн өмнө
AAAA WHAT AMOGUS
Amgad Elkhatib
Amgad Elkhatib 8 өдрийн өмнө
landlords literally get paid from their tenants lol
Woaky
Woaky 8 өдрийн өмнө
mkay
MartinZ and HomieS :/
MartinZ and HomieS :/ 8 өдрийн өмнө
Oh beyonke
Blazing Productions
Blazing Productions 8 өдрийн өмнө
6:18 its always amazing when people piss an ass like that with more than just logic
Diether Claeys
Diether Claeys 8 өдрийн өмнө
*beyonke* 0:34
asht0n
asht0n 8 өдрийн өмнө
Ah yes, my favorite music superstar, *Bee yon key.*
SassberrySnap
SassberrySnap 8 өдрийн өмнө
Jack not knowing that Jiffy Lube isn't sexual, it's a store for something I forgot what but like-
Sno_Kid
Sno_Kid 8 өдрийн өмнө
Every choosing beggar ever: *Ah yes, I should totally be able to buy the entire universe for free*
William Wang
William Wang 9 өдрийн өмнө
just look at all the one star reviews for the henry stickmin collection
Justizz
Justizz 9 өдрийн өмнө
"Beyonkey" (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Azrael Kidd
Azrael Kidd 9 өдрийн өмнө
Hell, I'd pay £5 for a thousand word thing. That's already cheap enough.
MisterJer
MisterJer 9 өдрийн өмнө
Music superstar “BIYONKEY”
r3d firx
r3d firx 9 өдрийн өмнө
7:04 i wonder if he came up with 950$ because it was 9:50pm
Brooks Germany
Brooks Germany 9 өдрийн өмнө
Would starve to death if something for £25 was lowered to £3
Brad Soup
Brad Soup 9 өдрийн өмнө
Ummm mk you said something on the first two but in actuality if you have have an arse to see with you’d know rich people dont earn the money and when they spend £20k on fucking shoes to show off take that into account before macking them look a star
Zane Allen
Zane Allen 9 өдрийн өмнө
I’m third grade I begged a guy with a skateboard to take my dollar and do a kick flip.
Tiago
Tiago 9 өдрийн өмнө
*Beyionky*
An Axolotl to Rule the World
An Axolotl to Rule the World 9 өдрийн өмнө
SHMEBULOCK?!?!?
Chizal 25
Chizal 25 9 өдрийн өмнө
30 seconds in "Beyon-key" Im dying XD
JstWayDirty
JstWayDirty 9 өдрийн өмнө
Who else went to the comments as soon as he pronounced Beyoncè as “Beyon-kee” instead of “Beyon-Say”
Radiical
Radiical 9 өдрийн өмнө
E
Radiical
Radiical 9 өдрийн өмнө
Oh boy
Radiical
Radiical 9 өдрийн өмнө
lol
Smii77y
Smii77y 9 өдрийн өмнө
idk who this is but i already love him
Noelle Foreman
Noelle Foreman 9 өдрийн өмнө
I'm annoyed he said beoncy instead of Beyoncé 😠
Steven Blackwood
Steven Blackwood 9 өдрийн өмнө
3:42 I like how you switch to Trevor Philips' voice whenever there's capslock.
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