r/Choosingbeggars | NO LEAVE ME ALONE

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EmKay

12 өдрийн өмнө

Top posts from r/Choosingbeggars on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at www.reddit.com/r/EmKay ! Video credits below.
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Flower_ Queen
Flower_ Queen Өдрийн өмнө
Me:"haveing a trashy day" EmKay:"exst's" Me"Happy"
PositivePyro _
PositivePyro _ Өдрийн өмнө
Karen: sees expensive item Karen: is for me?👉👈🥺
Braeden O'Brien
Braeden O'Brien 2 өдрийн өмнө
☺ 👉👈
jerimiac basirius
jerimiac basirius 2 өдрийн өмнө
Let's see Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay
Steady Bettie
Steady Bettie 3 өдрийн өмнө
Hahaha 5:49 Fantastic 👏
catbee gaming
catbee gaming 3 өдрийн өмнө
10:38 that’s a lie, he didn’t demand for anything.
Vinnie OST
Vinnie OST 4 өдрийн өмнө
Choosingbeggars and extremelyinfuriating are my favourite
Block Box
Block Box 4 өдрийн өмнө
People like this make me wanna throw either me, or them off a bridge.
Silvr Nightingale
Silvr Nightingale 4 өдрийн өмнө
11:20 First youtube, then the internet, THEN the world. Small steps, Jack... Small steps.
Silvr Nightingale
Silvr Nightingale 4 өдрийн өмнө
$60 for a tattoo the size of a quarter is a steal. My tattoo, about the diameter of two quarters side-by-side, cost $100 (would've been $120, but the artist gave me a discount, as it was my first tattoo). $60 for that tattoo in the video would be a great price, especially if the artist was really good.
AHC
AHC 4 өдрийн өмнө
Thank jeebus Lexi stopped doing these, was so grossed out by that man voice
AHC
AHC 4 өдрийн өмнө
Thank god lexi stopped doing these probably killed themselves bless the lord
Mary S
Mary S 4 өдрийн өмнө
"A rat with manners" Sounds like my mom
Yaseen Sufyan
Yaseen Sufyan 4 өдрийн өмнө
Pog
Karen Shan
Karen Shan 4 өдрийн өмнө
A NOTE THAT SEXISM IS DISCRIMINATION AGAINST A GENDER SO THEM ASKING FOR A MALE IS IN FACT *SEXISM* there is no in between. sure maybe their religious. so? still sexism, they just have an excuse.
SlimSam
SlimSam 3 өдрийн өмнө
They probably want a male employee because if it was a female, it would distract them. Idk, just my thoughts.
Elliot Miller
Elliot Miller 4 өдрийн өмнө
"I say weird things and someone let me have a platform one here"~Jack 2021
Arre Barre
Arre Barre 4 өдрийн өмнө
And my stepmother is a choosingbeggar
Arre Barre
Arre Barre 4 өдрийн өмнө
My teacher is a feminist
Arre Barre
Arre Barre 4 өдрийн өмнө
Pog
Cosmic Catalyst
Cosmic Catalyst 5 өдрийн өмнө
Jack needs to stick to this, facepalm and cursedcomments.
fwabbas Richmond
fwabbas Richmond 5 өдрийн өмнө
I don't understand why people want hours of work, recorces and years of practice for a small price. Art work takes time, I do hyper realism and a small piece takes 3-5 hour to complete with a high level of detail. If it is so easy, do it yourself.
Jennifer Wilkerson
Jennifer Wilkerson 5 өдрийн өмнө
The Yandere dev one TRIGGERED me cuz that game is Awesome!
Overseer's memes, Gacha and probably more
Overseer's memes, Gacha and probably more 5 өдрийн өмнө
Me:*recieves argentium* The first guy if we shared an account:our argentium
Zephyr Inkscar
Zephyr Inkscar 5 өдрийн өмнө
I'm sorry but maybe just me- WHEN THEY SAID THE WORLD AT THE END 11:14 I SWEAR I HEARED DIO SAYING "ZA WAURDO!"
akapesic
akapesic 5 өдрийн өмнө
1:46 wow you totally can't see the "Adam Croft" under the black.
That ARK Player
That ARK Player 5 өдрийн өмнө
the name in 11:03 is in german
Qbinho
Qbinho Өдрийн өмнө
of course it is.
Miracle Girl
Miracle Girl 5 өдрийн өмнө
I honestly did not expect to see Yandere Dev on this one!! *But I'm not surprised...*
Alexander Jurado
Alexander Jurado 6 өдрийн өмнө
Why are the captions in Korean
hillel Krieger
hillel Krieger 6 өдрийн өмнө
I am a welcomed welcome :D
Cotton Candy Clouds
Cotton Candy Clouds 6 өдрийн өмнө
The reason why most artists who take commissions either have clients pay in full up front or half up front and half once the work is completed is to keep them from spending hours making a custom piece of art just to have the client say, "Oh, I don't think I want to pay you anymore! But you already made the art, soooooo can I just have it for free?" Moral of the story: Don't be a dick to anyone, and especially don't be a dick to people who you hired to do work for you.
Zaeryth
Zaeryth 6 өдрийн өмнө
I am selling a car on Facebook right now for $2000 (an amazing price in our area for something with no issues at all) and people legit come to me asking to take it for FREE. Like what!?
Kyuubi Chan
Kyuubi Chan 6 өдрийн өмнө
People are actually complaining about yandere dev, but are you ones of the people who bullied him? Or did you know what did he go trough?
Yeetonit Plays
Yeetonit Plays 6 өдрийн өмнө
So during the video, I saw an ad for basically stealing videos to make money. It's just stealing. 😂😂😂
Matt's Aquatics
Matt's Aquatics 6 өдрийн өмнө
7:00 sounds like the stanley parable narrator LOL
Green Mitier
Green Mitier 6 өдрийн өмнө
Thumbnail: when America want oil
Badkat57
Badkat57 6 өдрийн өмнө
Frick PlayStation
Super Mario aka Bee Vu
Super Mario aka Bee Vu 6 өдрийн өмнө
E
Lilly, The Queen of Trash
Lilly, The Queen of Trash 6 өдрийн өмнө
3:17 m y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s
Reily Kreinest
Reily Kreinest 6 өдрийн өмнө
(Sound sounds)
Dogeth
Dogeth 6 өдрийн өмнө
Radovan's name is similar to mine and it hurts my soul
poop 212
poop 212 6 өдрийн өмнө
You know that patirck. meme where he says three take it or leave it thats the beggars
Kyrie Jean
Kyrie Jean 6 өдрийн өмнө
mndown.info/fast/video/q5u1ZKJ8uWyTeIE True Story: My 13 year old brother has always loved Yandere Simulator and loves getting involved with the game, me being a good older brother, of course supported him 100% and I always let him email Yandere Dev and play the game on my pc, seeing as he doesn't have one. When he first got his phone, he made a phenomenal back track and sent it through email on my pc to Yandere Dev, and of course he responded back (never once, has he emailed him and not gotten a response) saying, "I love this track, but it being from a phone and unable to play to it's best, I would like you to try and transfer it onto a better music making app, best of luck." (not his exact words, just close enough, I'm tired don't judge me lol). So this was like 2 or 3 months ago, and as an update, my younger brother now has his own pc, and I can always hear him typing away and making music in his room, he's even showed me some rough drafts (and holy damn he's good). I know this sounds like random rambling and stuff so let me get to the point lol, basically, Yandere Dev is an amazing game maker, and treats his fans accordingly. I can't wait for the day he sends in his music and gets accepted (and if not, he still has the memories and if that makes him happy, well it works for me too.) Btw for those who don't know, Yandere Dev is the creator of Yandere Simulator, and my brother can name every character from it, their cliché, popularity, and knows every single way how to kill someone (in the game) and how to win. I watched him go from a noob to a master in a total of about 11 months and I'm proud even if most wouldn't be. Proud brother moment.
XXverxcyXX4
XXverxcyXX4 6 өдрийн өмнө
the 137 dislikes are karens
Kinkio
Kinkio 7 өдрийн өмнө
re
Louisse Marguerette Navales
Louisse Marguerette Navales 7 өдрийн өмнө
#dankdoodlememes Nobody: Every successful person's story on how they started out: *Well, I started out as poor-*
MemeMann
MemeMann 13 цагийн өмнө
Wrong channel
NotLogicalNailNailyBitchTits
NotLogicalNailNailyBitchTits 7 өдрийн өмнө
2:00 aren't library books free or is this just a Washington thing?
Spy64 gamer
Spy64 gamer 7 өдрийн өмнө
Me: *Has bill cipher flashbacks at the fan art*
Chris Whit
Chris Whit 7 өдрийн өмнө
size when it comes to tattoos tends to equate to more value. it's harder to make smaller things look pretty than it is to make bigger things look pretty.
Gavin Zukowski
Gavin Zukowski 7 өдрийн өмнө
4 days ago and only 280,042 views?
MILK
MILK 7 өдрийн өмнө
MILK
Max Kreuzer
Max Kreuzer 7 өдрийн өмнө
Þe name of þe fanart artist is German and means "mister surname"
Up Yer Nan
Up Yer Nan 4 өдрийн өмнө
I love the letter thorn :D
Miracle Girl
Miracle Girl 5 өдрийн өмнө
I like þe fact þat someone uses þe letter þ!!
Memerboi69
Memerboi69 7 өдрийн өмнө
Behold: THE CHART OF EXPOSURE AND PAYMENT No Payment, No Exposure: Terrible Choosing Beggars. Will attempt to force you to make it for them. No Payment, Exposure (#1): Average Choosing Beggars. You know these people. No Payment, Exposure (#2): Good Person without money. Wants to help, if you make it for them they will attempt to find paying customers to help. More polite. Payment, No Exposure: Probably a Good Person. Will help as much as they can, and share it to a few friends. Payment, Exposure (#1): Good Person. Helps as much as they can. Payment, Exposure (#2): Scott Cawthon. Exotic Butters. (For FNaF fangame devs only.)
HappyGamer 4ever
HappyGamer 4ever 7 өдрийн өмнө
Until this day, idk what the awards in reddit do
Penny Potatos
Penny Potatos 7 өдрийн өмнө
Emkay
Connie Lee
Connie Lee 7 өдрийн өмнө
hahaha herr_natchgame> I think its suppose to be in RuPauls voice, she says "herrrr" and (snatch game) is something on drag race, just my guess when I heard you pronounce it
Jordanity
Jordanity 7 өдрийн өмнө
is it just me or is robin the funniest
T3ddyGuardian
T3ddyGuardian 7 өдрийн өмнө
1:44 you can see through the black highlighter lol
IThinkItsGaby
IThinkItsGaby 7 өдрийн өмнө
i never thought i’d encounter a choosing beggar considering i’m under 14 but fine. so i was the only one home, being an idiot and playing apex but this woman knocks on my door. let’s call her EW. for some backstory, our house is relatively nice and has big windows with high ceilings, it’s in a village with a nice community. she was relatively young looking, maybe 30. seemed pretty nice at first. she was wearing a black shirt and a bright yellow miniskirt, weird fashion choice but whatever. EW: hello young lady, are your parents home? me: no. EW: not even your mother? me: no. EW: older siblings? me: big surprise, no. how can i help you ma’am? EW: well pass this note to your parents for me please. have a good day. *she proceeds to close the door, yes my door, she reached her arm into the house to close my door* the note says in horrible handwriting roughly: “hello. i am *insert EW’s name* . my mother *random lady who i’ve never heard of* used to own this house, she was a landlady. she recently died and i would like this house back” (we bought our house from a landlord and when asking he said he has owned this house for 30 years.) “if you could please slip the keys through the door of *insert address* that’d be lovely, thanks. ~EW P.S do not expect payment for my mother owned this house and i have full rights to it.” she wanted OUR house?? my landlord said a man had owned this house before him and that nobody had owned it before that. i looked up her mother and all i found was a tinder profile. it said she was a college professor, not a landlady. and i just thought “if she’s dead why she on tinder?” anyways i told my parents and they just threw the note away and we still laugh about it.
H F
H F 7 өдрийн өмнө
The woman who commented on the guy who draws celebs for free does have a bit of a point, though. Celebs are more fortunate than the average person will ever be, though if he wants to draw stuff for free that's his business. 🤷‍♀️
Dandy Reza
Dandy Reza 7 өдрийн өмнө
Ok :P
rei marata
rei marata 7 өдрийн өмнө
1:35 name is phil kendal
Kami Zilla
Kami Zilla 7 өдрийн өмнө
I go to away for 3 months and come back to some dude named jack running emkay? Pathetic.
Jfkmdt3
Jfkmdt3 7 өдрийн өмнө
Video
Coolgame01NZ
Coolgame01NZ 7 өдрийн өмнө
I need your car for free
Nico Schock
Nico Schock 7 өдрийн өмнө
Damn you butchered that name so hard as a German I didn't realise your were trying to pronounce German CD no hard feelings love the content
A. Buster_123
A. Buster_123 8 өдрийн өмнө
4:05 and here’s a quick way to do it. 1. No. 2. No. 3. No.
A. Buster_123
A. Buster_123 8 өдрийн өмнө
Can you guess what 4 is?
Holy Foot
Holy Foot 8 өдрийн өмнө
Ill be a follower of the Mkay taking over the world as long as I get more quality content!!!
B
B 8 өдрийн өмнө
its so worth it to buy procreate XD it aint even that expensive its literally 10 bucks I-
J05H
J05H 8 өдрийн өмнө
Beeeeeep
Keyz ze
Keyz ze 8 өдрийн өмнө
Bases tattoo price of $60?? bro that's a bargain
kauske
kauske 8 өдрийн өмнө
For that chef one, 300 plus the cost of food wouldn't be _too bad,_ if it was all frozen meals I prepared once a week. But I say this knowing I would 100% not waste my time going out to shop for them when I can make a weekly order for prep from a wholesaler and have it delivered. That also said, they're likely gonna be looking at another 200-300 for cost of food (cheap due to being vegan, so it's just gonna be veg + rice and beans for the mostpart) I'd probably also charge for delivery, so maybe 10-20$ if it was nearby for fuel and time. Or they can come pick it up. But if they want a chef in house? Minimum 25$ per hour on-site, and 15$ per hour for off-site prep work. For 3 meals a day that's easily gonna be 300-400 plus the cost of ingredients. I am also on the cheaper side as far as caterers go too.
Legendary Trash Artist
Legendary Trash Artist 8 өдрийн өмнө
He has a nice voice 😄
Stupidity Rampage
Stupidity Rampage 8 өдрийн өмнө
3:48 that's actually a great deal tbh
Arch Angel
Arch Angel 8 өдрийн өмнө
In the automotive industry we work on labor hours. Yes, maybe the job takes me 30 minutes and we're charging for 2 hours. But the labor hours is a function of difficulty and actual time needed. Not to mention skill. People complain about that a lot and I'm more than willing to tell you what tools to buy and how to do it yourself if you're too cheap to pay me enough to do it lmao.
Green-ish Dirt
Green-ish Dirt 8 өдрийн өмнө
I saw the thumbnail and I just clicked by instincts
Andre Walker
Andre Walker 8 өдрийн өмнө
Jonathan Jönsson
Jonathan Jönsson 8 өдрийн өмнө
Me reading title after clicking video: ”r/malicouscomplience”
Dominik Harder
Dominik Harder 8 өдрийн өмнө
Haha, i love the way he pronounced "Herr Nachname" xD
Johan Emmenes
Johan Emmenes 8 өдрийн өмнө
@9:18 So cool to see world's best motoring journalist in one of these vids! Lol yeah we know who he is referring too
Himawari
Himawari 8 өдрийн өмнө
As a german,i think the way you pronounced the name of the artist in the end is really funny,but creative😂❤
cherklem
cherklem 8 өдрийн өмнө
Adam Croft, I can read through the black cover
the artwoolf
the artwoolf 8 өдрийн өмнө
Pizza is arguably healthy in proper ammounts for a meal and not eaten constantly
Matthew Cleland
Matthew Cleland 8 өдрийн өмнө
Selling the Legend of Zelda - The Links Awakenaking.
Colombia el parce
Colombia el parce 8 өдрийн өмнө
Why the auto generated subtitles says Korean XD
George Solomon
George Solomon 9 өдрийн өмнө
Got an add to help me sleep. This might be a sign to see a doctor about my insomnia
Jotaro Kujo
Jotaro Kujo 9 өдрийн өмнө
Zaaaa Worldooooooo!!!!!!! *time stops*
Agent Joseph
Agent Joseph 9 өдрийн өмнө
When he said awakening. "A Wa ke nang king
G. S.
G. S. 9 өдрийн өмнө
Idk, I keep seeing criticisms of Yandere Dev or.. Alex or whatever his name is IRL; and like, okay. Sure. Maybe he’s a really shitty person, but all the criticisms I see are generally real weird, like “he wants professional grade art for his game for free” like... alright, no shit, doesn’t every indie game developer? I’M a game dev. I fucking do. I’m just not popular enough to actually reach enough people for them to be hyped by the idea and give their art to my project or to get away with asking people without coming off as pathetic, so I don’t ask. That said, I’ve watched LOTS of indie devs ask for pro volunteer work with NO shame and, like... nobody cares? Hell, I worked for a company like that, who sought out volunteer work-and yeah, if you’re gonna make something professional, you need the pieces to be... good? Ideally you’d fucking pay people, clearly, but if you’re a tiny team or one person, you probably can’t afford legit artist prices, my boss couldn’t afford to pay anyone until the game was finished. Including his regular employees. Also, yes, if you want someone to do professional work for you, for free, they more or less have the right to tell you to piss off and your response should be “that’s fair, thank you, have a nice day.” But I still don’t get why people are mad that he’d want that. A lot of people ALSO want a million dollars. If a shitty person also wants a million dollars, does... does that make them more shitty? Cuz, if it does, I really don’t get it. I have heard some other stuff about him, ranging from “Oh, his game is about murder, that’s horrible, think of the children” to “he sucks at programming, lol, 😂” (um... okay? Sure. What of it? I‘d say Adam Levine sucks at singing, but hey, somebody’s into that shit.) “he steals art,” (I’ve never been given a citation that didn’t turn out to be false,) to “he said he hates his parents and wanted them to die as a teenager” (yes, Brenda, we all went though an emo phase-and for the record, I STILL want my father dead, he’s a bastard,) to “he’s a meanie,” (if I’m honest, I don’t care about that, but his fans have told me he’s super nice so... whatever,) to the most vehement complaint said to me-“he said he isn’t romantically attracted to pre-op trans women” which... uh. Weirdly personal detail to bandy about if true (no citation), and even so, is none of my business or anyone else’s but his??? Actually, as a trans individual, I find anyone being guilted into dating someone they’re not somehow attracted to to be kind of gross... inclusivity like that is a form of condescension that reads more like “I want a diverse body count of doing the nasty so no one calls me a bigot, here, let me fetishize your existence for political correctness” than “I’m trying to broaden my horizons and be accepting of others.” Also, someone on here was just bitching about how his merch sales were temporary so that means he only pretends to care about what fans want. TL;DR - I’m not saying he’s a good guy, maybe he is, but for all I know maybe he’s a horrible little goblin man. But I am saying the complaints about him I’ve been told so far seem mostly weird and stupid.
Lightning_Speed
Lightning_Speed 9 өдрийн өмнө
The thumbnail is funni
Justus McKay
Justus McKay 9 өдрийн өмнө
Hey herr_nachmane can I get some fan art I will shout you out on my 5 follower tiktok account
SugarSprout
SugarSprout 9 өдрийн өмнө
*why is there 215,215 views?-* *_this is cursed_*
Eleanor Cooke
Eleanor Cooke 9 өдрийн өмнө
Dying at the pronunciation of "awakening"!
Diese Anja
Diese Anja 9 өдрийн өмнө
"Herr Nachname" is german and simly means "Mr. Familyname"
Steakosaurus
Steakosaurus 9 өдрийн өмнө
11:03 If anyone is curious, that is German and basically means "Mister last name"
memelord69 420
memelord69 420 9 өдрийн өмнө
IF YOU WERE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE COIFN FATGFTORY LMAOO EANGBEIBgJKEBDGKJB CENTS
BackspaceRGB
BackspaceRGB 9 өдрийн өмнө
"expensive car is for free?" no its expensive
{ Animemer }
{ Animemer } 9 өдрийн өмнө
Yandere dev Career: video game creator Developer of: yandrere simulator Didn’t know he did crap like this but dang
Joseph Hurst
Joseph Hurst 9 өдрийн өмнө
6:14, Cant honestly believe that their are people this STUPID out there who think ANY CHEFF let alone a qualified home cook would accept this. Wait i take that back A QUALIFIED home cook wouldn't take this either.
TheForgotenNoob
TheForgotenNoob 9 өдрийн өмнө
its like they are hoping someone would simp for them
I Emet I
I Emet I 9 өдрийн өмнө
why does he sound like plankton from spongebob when he does that voice 11:09
r/Choosingbeggars | now THAT is a good deal
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